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slantedsea: “Hi, one ticket for tonight’s game please” “Ah, you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:52:12 -0400

“Hi, one ticket for tonight’s game please”

“Ah, you must be Ned Stark’s bastard”

malformalady: A Barbie doll is burned on a cross outside the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:41:10 -0400

A Barbie doll is burned on a cross outside the Barbie Dreamhouse in Berlin. The opening of the bright pink Barbie Dreamhouse Experience was picketed by women’s groups protesting the “cliché of the female role in society.”

Photo credit: Jens Kalaene / EPA

boringoldraphael: Oh yeah, this looks legitimate. Discarded...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:06:35 -0400

boringoldraphael:

Oh yeah, this looks legitimate.

Discarded early drafts of this sign:

FREE CANDY!
Building at Corner
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CHEAP MAMMOGRAMS:
Building at Corner
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SPEED-DATING
Single? Unattached?
No one who will miss you should something terrible happen?
Building at Corner
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Meeting For The NO KIDNAPPING Club
Are You A Pretty Lady Who Hates Kidnapping And Wants To Discuss It With Other Likeminded Individuals?
Us too!
We Are Definitely Not Kidnappers!
Come To Our Meeting And We Will Totally Not Kidnap You!
(No Cops)
Building at Corner
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KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PROFESSIONAL-LOOKING NOT CREEPY SIGN?
We could use your services
Please bring a resume and portfolio to the
Building at Corner
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Auditions:
Female Singers With Nice Feet
Must Have “Cute” “Petite” Feet
Must Not Get Weird About Us Taking Pictures Of Your Feet
Bring Sheet Music (Accompanist Provided)
Building at Corner
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HEY LADY SINGERS!
Come Into This Dark Mysterious Building, Why Not
Worst-Case Scenario The Endless Cable News Coverage Of Your Almost Certain Grisly Abduction And Gruesome Dismemberment Followed By Lengthy Trial, Interviews With Cops, Friends, Loved Ones, Lifetime Movie, Book Deals For All, Early Home Movies Taken “In Happier Times,” Etc., Etc., May Bring Some Much-Needed Exposure To Your Fledgeling Musical Career
Building at Corner
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lemondifficult: bidenette: Le boom.

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:01:08 -0400

lemondifficult:

bidenette:

Le boom.

Super Mario

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:57:37 -0400

badkidsjokes:

What is Super Marios nickname ?
I don`t know
It is Stupid Mario.

loving-lucy: Twenty year old Lucille Ball in 1931. I cured...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:56:27 -0400

loving-lucy:

Twenty year old Lucille Ball in 1931.

I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn’t think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far too self-centered. When I stopped being prisoner to what I worried was others’ opinions of me, I became more confident and free.

when I was growing up, anytime I would say something “everybody’s going to judge me” or “everybody will think i’m stupid”, mo would always reply

“no, no one really thinks that much about you.” and i was like yeah. you’re right. it’s not a bad thing, it’s a great thing.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 10:02:41 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 10:00:17 -0400

Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting a 'national tragedy'?

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:33:29 -0400

Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting a 'national tragedy'?:

“So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene.

This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think about that for a minute. From Columbine to Virginia Tech to Fort Hill to Aurora, all the shooters were either killed or apprehended on site. But the person or people responsible for shooting 19 Americans are still free.”

gpoy

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:14:28 -0400

gpoy

inothernews: THE DARKEST TIMELINE.

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:13:54 -0400

inothernews:

THE DARKEST TIMELINE.

sbpodnetwork: Modern Age Reads: Freaks of the Heartland #1 by...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:13:47 -0400

sbpodnetwork:

Modern Age Reads: Freaks of the Heartland #1 by Steve Niles & Greg Ruth

sofapizza: mcbrayers: yet another unrealistic expectation for...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:52:33 -0400

sofapizza:

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

make it work

buzzfeed: “I didn’t read the book.”

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:57:49 -0400

buzzfeed:

“I didn’t read the book.”

nevver: Cool

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:26:11 -0400

nevver:

Cool

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Tue, 14 May 2013 13:19:18 -0400

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Mon, 13 May 2013 12:45:28 -0400

: A Word of Advice to Trans-Men

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:05:01 -0400

: A Word of Advice to Trans-Men:

interruptmag:

Go to your nearest Target or Sports Authority, really anywhere that sells athletic apparel. Find a compression shirt, like this Champion C9 one ($14.99) or this Starter Compression tee ($10.00). You’ll probably need/want a size smaller than what you normally wear, so it’s best if you…

interruptmag: Silencing T: a short film about...

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:04:18 -0400

interruptmag:

Silencing T: a short film about @tuckneverending’s first two years on T. Coming soon to interruptmag.com.

LOOK I’M IN A THING!

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Fri, 10 May 2013 11:52:13 -0400